I fit the bill, Hans!

Over the last few days, I've been leafing through a pile of newspapers at home, which is sitting there by the staircase, waiting to be recycled.

What was I looking for? Nothing much lar, just interesting articles that I might have missed out on in the last few months.

And it was probably Cupid's doing that I stumbled upon this particular edition of Sunday Metro. Dated 29 July 2007.

It features Hans Isaac! Currently Malaysia's most eligible bachelor, I think. Me and a girl pal was just talking about him the other day when we met up for lunch and here he is, right in front of my eyes, smiling!

What a heart-melting picture...

I quickly flip to the 3rd page to read the article.

It reads...

"He is adventurous, romantic, successful and good with kids. And the best part - the handsome Hans Isaac is single, and looking for an ideal life partner."

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Han's idea of an ideal woman is: someone who is truthful, genuine, and adventurous.

Wait a minute.

I FIT THE BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Do, I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HANS ISAAC, LOOK NO MORE! HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!

Oops. The entire pile of newspapers have fallen onto my skinny shins and it's hurting the bones out of me. Hmm, maybe I'm to be blamed because the whole thing had been tilted off balance after I dug out this Hans Isaac pullout....

You know, it's hard not to daydream about a guy who's a "self-professed neat freak who ensures that everything is spick and span around the house". "I am the sort of guy who has no qualms doing the chores. I can't really cook but my house has to be sparkling clean."

BRING ME THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And YELLOW PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And while I look through 3 million phone numbers in Klang Valley for the man's line, here's something about Hans from the article...

Name: Gerald Hans Isaac
DOB: Aug 20, 1971
Hobbies: Football (me too!!), squash, diving (I don't mind!!)
Hometown: KL
Fav things:
Food - Mom's popiah (me too!! Anything by mummy dearest!!!)
Drink - Teh O Ais Limau (er, I think that's Iced Lemon Tea...yes yes, me too!!!)
Holiday destination - Kota Kinabalu (I spent a couple of years there, so can say me too!!!)Restaurant - Fatty Crab, PJ (haven't been there but I like crabs too, so me too!!)
Colour - Blue (me too!!)
Perfume - Bvlgari (no joke, me too!!)
Dislike: Dishonest and pretentious people (eh, me too lar!!)Ambition: To be the most successful film producer in Malaysia
Obsession: Cleanliness (OMG, me too!!!)

We share so much in common, we'd make a matching couple, no?!

First, I need his number...wuu-huu...