Irish Medical Dictionary

Artery: The study of paintings

Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria

Barium: What doctors do when patients die

Benign: What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan: Searching for Kitty

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her

Colic: A sheep dog

Coma: A punctuation mark

Dilate: To live long

Enema: Not a friend

Fester: Quicker than someone else

Fibula: A small lie

Impotent: Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane

Morbid: A higher offer

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates

Node: I knew it

Outpatient: A person who has fainted

Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative: A letter carrier

Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery

Rectum: Nearly killed him

Secretion: Hiding something

Seizure: Roman emperor

Tablet: A small table

Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport

Tumour: One plus one more

Urine: Opposite of you're out


Haha, I had a good laugh. Hope you did too!!! ^^

Thanks M.

Hard Times

To: Miss Tan

Subject: Online Saver rate change

Date: 20 Mar 2009

Message:

The Bank of England have reduced the Base Rate by 0.50% to 0.50%. Following this, we have changed the rate of interest you earn on your Online Saver account from 0.75% AER to 0.25% AER, 0.25% gross variable. The new rate is effective from 20 March 2009.The Online Saver is designed for people with longer term savings goals - as you won't receive any interest on the full balance in any calendar month you make a withdrawal.Our Online Bonus Saver account may suit you better (Simply go to the 'Savings' tab and select 'Online Bonus Saver'). However, please remember that if you transfer any funds out of your Online Saver this will count as a withdrawal from your Online Saver and no interest will be payable on that account in that month.

Thank you for saving with HSBC.


Hard times people, hard times.

Flavour of the Month

I just read my sister's offline messages to me on MSN. Apparently she thinks I went too far with my previous post (on Mr Cutie Pie). Too far on the insanity scale that is.

Well in case you TOO think I've lost the plot, let me reassure you that it was merely a crush. No more, but certainly no less either!

^^

Come on, it happens to the best of us...

 

Anyway Yan, I'm glad. It shows you've got your head (tightly) screwed on.

*clears throat*

Ooh, just some photos of yours truly [taken during Jeff's trip to London recently], of which I was (some sort of) a tour guide. It was a nice walk along the embankment indeed...we'll try Cheyne Walk the next time eh buddy?

Actually, something rather interesting happened at the restaurant when we were having lunch. Kinda involved a cute German guy....oh well, enough of my boy-craziness.

 

Don't mean to boast but I love this picture to bits. I didn't know photography skills are intrinsic to me!