The F word

Wednesdays for most undergrads mean one thing - it's a half-day at Uni.

The afternoons are meant to be for sports and societies, but in my case, I go to work at a local pharmacy in Barry (which is about 25mins on the train from Cathays).

Yup, have been doing that for the past 10 weeks now, and today was no different.

Not sure why there were more people on the train than usual, but I think maybe because everyone wants a piece of bargain (what with all the sale that is on), you see them pouring into Cardiff very often these days.

Anyway, I was on the train to work and these bunch of lads were annoying the hell out of me with their language. They were loud and obnoxious, and every other thing is an F-ing something. I knew if I had endured another f-ing minute of that f-ing b**shit (see what I mean), I would get very worked up and who knows what I'll do (to them)!

So I plugged up my headphones, blared the music to the max (someday in the future I might have to pay the price for torturing my eardrums). and filtered the negativity by thinking of good, wonderful F words, of which I'm sure there are plenty. And here's what I came up with...

food
family
friends (both amigos and the series)
fountain
fondue
freedom
Francesco Totti (ok technically that's a T, but if I say it's an F, F it is)
fish
Fantasy (the perfume)
fudge
Federer, Roger
football
faith
female (yes Ms McBride, This One's For The Girls)
fun fair
Ford (the lecturer, not the car :p)
fairy
fame (both fame and the musical)
fashion
feminism
fridays
fruits
fun
Formulation Science??? (hell no! Not even if James Birchall is teaching it!)

Have I left out any other good F words?