Hua and I went to town in the afternoon after my conference had ended. We walked past St. Peter's Square and were admiring the amazing architecture of the Cathedral yards away when an old man (about 60ish I'd say?) came and interrupted moi, who was halfway zooming her camera lens to take a picture of the WHOLE (tall) building.
"Sorry, are you Chinese?"
[What??? Are you telling me I don't look like one? Ok Adeline, give face lah, let's just amuse this old man...won't take 2 secs...]
"Yes I am. Malaysian Chinese."
"Oh right I see. So, are you a tourist or..."
[Don't mean to cut him short but my camera was still on and batt was running low.]
"No, I'm a student."
At this point, Hua - who had finished appreciating the building - joined us in our 'conversation'.
"I came to visit her."
"Ah, speaking of visiting, do you know who came by today?"
"Erm, no?"
"The Queen. She came by today. You know about Easter?"
[Yup yup, save your breath]
"Erm, a little?"
He went on about the last supper Jesus had etc, and mentioned about money.
"Mourning??? Who were they mourning for?" Apparently, he was talking about Maundy money, which they give out to old people (I think as tradition), and I, for some unknown reason, misheard as mourning...must be the northern accent I tell ya...
At this point, I thought a-ha! It'd be a good "right ok, ba-bai now" moment, but man, could I be more wrong? He enquired after the courses we did, why we decided to come here, commented on how he thought Hua looked Japanese with her rather short stature (which really irked her) and then covered up by saying how good he thought her English was blah blah blah.
And then he turned his attention to me and asked me about Malaysia.
Haha, bad move old man. BADDDDDDD move...
I won't bore you with details, but if I say religion, I trust you'd be able to work that out? He kept wanting to be negative, but after a while, he got the message and switched the topic. I must have done well with my body language.
Then came the most interesting part.
He asked us why we never see Asians rising above the stereotype (which according to him, is working in Chinese restaurants and doing blue collar jobs). "Why is it that you don't see many Asians having a high public profile here, making a scene in politics?"
I think Hua must have had enough of this nonsense, which was why she gave him a verbal equivalent of rapping of the knuckles.
"Maybe it woud be a different story if the British society is less conservative???"
Fooi-yor man!
He was stunned, to say the very least!
I seized my moment. "Plus, this isn't OUR country, it wouldn't be wise for us to mess with the political issues of Great Britain, would it?"
He gave a nervous laugh. "Haha, I guess maybe not."
[honestly what else can he say?] "By the way, I'm meeting a young Chinese lady online, someone your age, on Skype at 5pm. I'd better get going. Enjoy your holiday!"
We almost passed out. Skyping with a chinese lady of 20? What a psycho!
Moral of the story? Stop trying to entertain maniacs on the street and if someone comes up to you the next time (bar those asking for help), just say "
me er no speaking Englisher!"
We spent the whole walk to Chinatown talking about that old fool. Hua couldn't believe his guts about the whole Asian thingy, which I wholeheartedly agreed. She blasted him through and through, from English to Mandarin to Min-Nan (which was her own dialect)! Man, I enjoyed every second of it!
Before we knew it, we were already in town, which was huge, needless to say. Good thing all the shops in the UK are rather similar (as in you get Dot P, M&S, and New Look everywhere), so I didn't go crazy. I just quietly acknowledged how the store sizes are 10 times that of Cardiff outlets as I walked them by.
But Arnsdale shopping mall is impressive. It reminded me a lot of the malls in KL, don't know why. And I didn't know they have a Selfridges Co store here!
I darted Hua a look. She darted me a look.
Sigh, great minds think alike...what can I say?
Obviously, we skipped almost every floor until we got to the top, where they housed designer items with a more humane price, shall we say. It was quite uncanny how both of us love Karen Millen, and I guess the big difference is that one has at least a few items from it, while the other is still looking to buy her first article from this classy label!
Hua has a keen eye for fashion. She's one of the trendiest and smartly dressed people I've ever known. "Simple, but elegant", that's how I would describe her. A classy young woman with impeccable taste!
But even this lady who shops at designer shops were lamenting about how stuff in Selfridges are way out of her budget, what about cheapos like me? "No need to see
lah", I told Hua, "let's just get out of here before we get too depressed to walk back. And plus, shopping is supposed to be a therapy, us having upturned mouths isn't gonna do it justice!"
Determined to feel better, she said she knew JUST the place to take me to.
A place that will offer bountiful comfort.
Yup, you've guessed it. If it's not shopping malls, if it's not handsome men, it's gotta be food.
We went to a bakery in Chinatown on our way back, and indulged in yummylicious cakes. Man, it was probably after I stepped into the confectionery shop that I realised how much I miss Malaysian bakeries. Like how you can choose from Kaya bun to Tuna bun to butter bun to cakes with fresh cream and made to order. How you can stand in front of the freezer thing and choose your pick. How you can have every other thing but BLT sandwich or pasties for lunch...
And those of you lucky enough to study here (or have studied here), please don't say "we have Greggs what".
The 30mins that we spent savouring every bite of our fruit cakes, as we watched people walk us by in the small bakery, at 6pm in the evening when the sun was still lingering around on a beautiful spring day, was a bliss. Utter bliss.
Yes, Janet J. Best things in life are free.